如果人没有子女,其实40岁和20岁也没什么区别。比如俩人在酒店就挺high的。酒店里,俩人吃了marijuana cookie之后。。。
1, Paul把香蕉和两个橙子摆在裤衩外头说,check it out, my dick and balls...然后咬了一口香蕉说,oh my god, I got to eat my own dick...I eat my dick...
2, Paul跟服务生说,this room has rodents, 旁边Leslie披着毛巾被在地上乱窜。。。Paul大喊,hey I just saw it!!!!
3, Paul把一颗大海星放到裤衩里,然后问Leslie和服务生,where is my star fish? Where did I put my star fish...
4, Leslie拿着一块蛋糕说,I'm gonna deep throat this egg-clair (一种蛋糕)。。。
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Asian服务员评价megan fox:everything comes out is a lie, everything goes in is a dick.
Leslie 摸megan fox的胸说 wow... jesus, they really are amazing...like mammary mattress, my kids just suck the meat right out of mine. Megan: No...they have some meat in there!
还有好多冷幽默
《四十而惑》老娘今年38!
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